I am officially not pregnant! Am I sad? A little. Am I happy? A little. Am I relieved. Yes, a little of that too. Every month is an adventure...but as long as the dollar store keeps selling prenancy tests, I'm okay with it. In fact, I am probably now their #1 customer. Gwen said that the definition of insanity is to do the same thing over and over again, expecting different results. Well, I have taken four tests in the past week and a half. Each one read negative, but because each one had the potential to be positive, I kept right on taking them. I am officially insane. these delusions led me to buy 6 total, so I have two left to satisfy next month's delusions for a magical, yet unlikely, pregnancy. ...and do you want to know what is really insane?! If I had bought my tests at a real store, they would have cost a total of $90. I love you Dollaroos!